Friday, September 10, 2010

Lalbaug Cha Raja 2010

1st exclusive picure..
i will upload other too
till than Ganpati Bappa Morya..
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Saturday, April 17, 2010

IPL FACTS

IPL Facts







IPL 2010 Indian Premier League


Indian Premier League or IPL is the name which has completely swept the cricketing world in only 15 months. The main reason for its importance and success was entertainment. A T20 match hardly takes more than 3 hours to finish. In this fast paced world, people don’t want to wait for 5 days or even a single day for the result of a cricket match. IPL used these facts and made cricket and IPL a household name. As promoted with the tagline “Manoranjan Ka Baap” (father of entertainment), IPL delivered everything that it promised. IPL 2008 and IPL 2009 have been huge hits not only in India, but also outside India.


IPL 2010 Indian Premier League


Indian Premier League or IPL is the name which has completely swept the cricketing world in only 15 months. The main reason for its importance and success was entertainment. A T20 match hardly takes more than 3 hours to finish.


IPL Teams Owners


The IPL teams and their owners:
Kolkata Knight Riders:
  • Owned by ShahRukh Khan, the bollywood king, actress Juhi Chawla along with her husband Jay Mehta, in partnership.
  • Sourav Ganguly, captain.
  • Australia’s John Buchanan, as coach.
Bangalore Royal Challengers:
  • In possession of Vijay Mallya’s UB Group.
  • Rahul Dravid, captain.
  • Venkatesh Prasad (Team India’s bowling coach), coach.
Delhi Daredevils:
  • GMR Holdings,owner.
  • Virender Sehwag, captain.
  • Australia’s Greg Shipperd, coach.
Chennai Super Kings:
  • India Cements, proprietor.
  • Mahendra Singh Dhoni, captain.
  • South Africa captain, Kepler Wessels (former), coach.
Mumbai Indians:
  • Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries, possessor.
  • Sachin Tendulkar, captain.
  • Former Team India manager, Lalchand Rajput, coach.
Kings XI Punjab:
  • Preity Zinta with her boyfriend Ness Wadia, owner, together with Karan Paul and Mohit Burman (recognized industrialists).
  • Yuvraj Singh, captain.
  • Australia’s Tom Moddy, coach.
Deccan Chargers:
  • bought by Deccan Chronicle, a media house.
  • VVS Laxman, captain.
  • Robin Singh (India’s fielding coach), coach.
Rajasthan Royals:
  • Purchased by Emerging Media (UK-based company).
  • Australian spin bowler Shane Warne(former) serves as both captain and coach.
The IPL team owners, coming from such a wide ambit of fields ranging from multi-national firm owners to film divas, itself represents the cricket craziness among Indians!


TEAM Captains


Rajasthan Royals
Captain, IPL 2008: Shane Warne
Captain, IPL 2009: Shane Warne
Mumbai Indians
Captain, IPL 2008: Sachin Tendulkar/ Sanath Jayasuriya/ Harbhajan Singh
Captain, IPL 2009: Sachin Tendulkar
Chennai Super Kings
Captain, IPL 2008: Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Captain, IPL 2009: Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Deccan Chargers
Captain, IPL 2008: VVS Laxman
Captain, IPL 2009: Adam Gilchrist
Bangalore Royal Challengers
Captain, IPL 2008: Rahul Dravid
Captain, IPL 2009: Kevin Peterson/ Anil Kumble
Kolkata Knight Riders
Captain, IPL 2008: Sourav Ganguly
Captain, IPL 2009: Brendom McCullum
Delhi Daredevils
Captain, IPL 2008: Virendra Sehwag
Captain, IPL 2009: Virendra Sehwag
Kings X1 Punjab
Captain, IPL 2008: Yuvraj Singh
Captain, IPL 2009: Yuvraj Singh


IPL 2008 Winner


Rajasthan Royals, that surprisingly emerged victorious beating Chennai Super Kings in the 2008 season of IPL, was in contrast considered to be one of the weakest teams of this first season beginning from 18th April. Lacking in an icon player and low auction bids characterized them as losers well before and which got confirmed when they lost their first match in the tournament against Delhi Daredevils by 9 wickets. However, from thereon the tables turned as they came forth with a score of 11-3 in the preliminary round and were the first to enter into semi-finals.
Playing the finale against Chennai Super Kings who scored 163, Rajasthan Royals began a bit wobbly, loosing Neeraj Patel and Kamran Akmal, till Yusuf Pathan (56) arrived on crease followed by a supportive Shane Watson (28) who finished off the match with Sohail Tanvir. Swapnil Asnodkar (28) was a great support too. They needed 8 runs of the last over, which came with a wide delivery by Balaji and a misfield by Parthiv.
But the winning credit, along with the rewards, went undoubtedly to the truly deserving Royals. Shane Watson bagged the Man of the Series Award. Sohail Tanvir received the Purple Cap. Yusuf Pathan was the Man of the Match.
Overall their struggle to triumph was commendable that did shut various mouths!



IPL Winner 2009


Alike the first IPL season (2008), the 2009 tournament also witnessed the emergence of an unexpected winner of the league-the Deccan Chargers! The bottom team in 2008 table was the victor of 2009, an event hard to be guessed by anyone beforehand. Due to terrorist attack speculation, the BCCI had decided to organize the tournament outside India and, finally after 37 days of hard-core performance, thrill and entertainment in South Africa the D-day arrived on May 25, johannesburg. After a splendid performance in the preliminaries and the early finals Deccan Chargers appeared as a promising winner in the finale, but none could afford to prophesy so as the opponent Bangalore Royal challengers were also at their best.
As expected, the finale was more of a thriller than a one-sided hitherto. It began with Royal Challengers opting to field first and Kumble’s bagging of the legendary wickets of Gilchrist and Symonds at the start and barring the Chargers at a total of 143/6 justified their decision. Gibbs unbeaten 53 ended up in vain due to lack of support. Despite a good bowling innings, Challengers gave a poor bat start loosing Kallis followed by Manish Pandey, Dravid and others finishing off 139/9 short of 6 runs. The cricket crazy fans witnessed a nail-biting finale with Man of the match- Anil Kumble(RC) and Adam Gilchrist(DC).


IPL Sponsors


Even among the hearsays of sponsors pulling out of Indian Premier League, this most awaited ‘million-dollar baby’ never seems to run short of willing sponsors. It maintains a long queue of high-profile patrons that includes the head sponsor, DLF, for $50 millions. Vodafone (telecom) and Hero Honda are official partners for $25 and $22.5 millions respectively. Kingfisher airlines have secured the deal of sponsoring the umpire’s clothes and the 3rd umpire decisions for the duration of 5 years. Pepsi becomes the league’s official beverage sponsor for 5 year term. Sony Max, for $1.026, is named the functionary media partner and broadcaster. Citibank and ITC group has entered into sponsorship agreements for an unrevealed sum. Orbit and Boomer collaborates as prescribed ‘gum’ and ‘bubble gum’ sponsors, severally.
The third-house of sponsors integrates many more of such renowned collaborators like Emerging Media, Shahrukh Khan, Deccan Chronicle, Mukesh Ambani etc. Still the champions of first season, Rajasthan Royals, are out of sponsors! Even Kolkata Knight Riders claims for needs of sponsors forwarding the limitations of its private companies as compared to the public limited’s of GMR, Reliance etc.
Irrespective of mangers’ reassurances of steady deals, the news of pull-outs is always in the air!


IPL Players Prices


Indian Premier League which was organized by Board of Cricket Control in India was one of the most successful leagues in the country. One of the most striking features of this league was the player’s auction. The player’s auction included both national and international players. There were several players who were classified iconic and had to stay with their home teams which included Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid , Virender Sehwag, Yuvraj Singh and others.
In the 2008 player’s auction several foreign and domestic players were in huge demand. Mahendra Singh Dhoni was sold to Chennai Super Kings for a whopping 6 crores of rupees. The franchise owners of Chennai Super Kings also bought Muttiah Muralidharan for $ 600,000 and Matthew Hayden for $ 3,75,000. Kolkata Knight Riders bought the young Indian pacer Ishant Sharma for 3 crores 80 lakhs rupees. They also got Ricky Ponting for $ 400,000 and Brendon Mccullum for $ 700,000 .Delhi Daredevils bought players like A B De Villiers for $ 300,000, Dilshan for $ 250,000, Daniel Vettori for $625,000 and Gautam Gambhir for $ 725,000. Deccan Chargers also gave their money to purchase Adam Gilchrist for $ 725,000, Andrew Symonds for $ 1.35 million, R P Singh for $ 875,000 and Rohit Sharma for $ 750,000.
In the 2009 players auction Kevin Pietersen and Andrew Flintoff of England were sold for a whopping 1.55 million dollars to Royal Challengers Bangalore and Chennai Superkings respectively.


IPL Records


Indian Premier League not only changed the way cricket is played, but it also changed the record books to a greater extent. In IPL 2008, Shaun Marsh topped the batting charts with 616 runs at a whopping average of 68.44. Gautam Gambhir topped the half centuries charts with a total of 5 half centuries to his name. Shaun Marsh, Adam Gilchrist, Brendon McCullum, Sanath Jaysuriya, Michael Hussey, Andrew Symonds are the cricketers who can boast of scoring centuries in the inaugural edition. Sohail Tanveer took the most number of wickets and has also a 5 wicket haul to his name. L Balaji, Makhaya Ntini and Amit Mishra were the bowlers who took hattricks. And how can one forget that match of India vs England which witnessed 6 sixes from Yuvraj Singh’s bat in a single over of Stuart Broad.
In the second edition of IPL, which took place in South Africa, Matthew Hayden was the top scorer with 572 runs in his kitty; whereas R P Singh was the leading wicket taker with 23 wickets. Adam Gilchrist topped the number of sixes list with 29 sixes. This year only 2 centuries were hit, one by AB De Villiers and the other by Manish Pandey. With this Manish Pandey became the first Indian to score a century in the IPL. Adam Gilchrist had most number of dismissals to his name. This year three hattricks were taken. The bowlers who did this were Rohit Sharma and Yuvraj Singh. Yuvraj Singh has the credit of taking two hattricks.


IPL Teams Logos


Delhi Daredevils


Deccan Chargers


Kings XI Punjab


Kolkata Knight Riders




Mumbai Indians




Rajasthan Royals




Royal Challengers




Chennai Super Kings




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IPL 2010 Team Captains:

Deccan Chargers- Adam Gilchrist
Delhi Daredevils- Gautam Gambhir
Kings XI Punjab- Kumar Sangakkara
Kolkata Knight Riders- Saurabh Ganguly
Mumbai Indians- Sachin Tendulkar
Rajasthan Royals- SK Warne
Royal Challengers Bangalore- Anil Kumble


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Chennai Super Kings captain MS Dhoni




Deccan Chargers captain Adam Gilchrist




Delhi Daredevils captain Gautam Gambhir




Kings XI Punjab’s captain Kumar Sangakkara




Kolkata Knight Rider’s captain Saurabh Gaungaly




Mumbai Indian’s captain Sachin Tendulkar




Royal Challengers Bangalore’s captain Anil Kumble




Rajasthan Royal’s captain S Warne

Monday, March 22, 2010

Cow Economics of the Global Market


Cow Economics of the Global Market



Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism 
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism 
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism 
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism 
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism 
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

INTELism 
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.

SUNism 
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism 
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism 
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism 
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism 
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism 
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism 
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism 
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism 
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism 
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.



Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MUMBAI – city of dreams…

MUMBAI – city of dreams…
Local Trains...
¡Life line…
¡Quick and cheap mode of  transportation.
¡constitutes more than half of the total daily passenger capacity of the Indian Railways
¡First railway to be built by the British in India in April 1853. This was also the oldest railway system in Asia. 
Bollwood 
 

The largest film producer in India and one of the largest centers of film production in the world.
Film City…Film awards such as filmfare, Screen Awards etc.
 Business Hub..
 
¡Major stock exchanges – BSE & NSE ,
¡Corporate & financial  capital,
¡Every day thousands of people come here to seek employment,
Contributing to  30% plus to tax revenue to the government
Rain…



Ganesh Festival
 Never ending spirit…
MUMBAI....

A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible.
Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry
Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.
Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,
Where college canteens are full and classes empty, Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,
Where a cycle reaches faster than a car, Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,
Where sky scrapers overlook the slum, Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,
Where people first act and then think, Where there is more water in the pen than ink,
Where the roads see-saw in monsoon, Where the beggars become rich soon,
Where the roads are leveled when the minister arrives.
This is Mumbai my dear, but don’t fear, just cheer, come to Mumbai every year!
 

Yeh hai Mumbai Meri Jaan… ;)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Small Stories



  1. A Goat & A Lion...

     One day a goat with her small child went

     into forest for food.

     Unfortunately, they forget their way back to home and

     struck in the forest at the night.

     A Big lion came and saw

     the goat and her child .

     The goat took her

     child nearer to her and thought that lion will definitely

     eat both of them.

     Lion came nearer

     to them and put his hands on the child and pampered her and

     told that "No fear, My Dear. I don't have any

     sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your

     brother".

     Then he gave

     chocolates, biscuits to the child and ask goat to come to

     his room with his husband for lunch and also ask her to

     celebrate raksha bandhan with him and gave her his visiting

     card and he promised the goat that "tell me if any one

     attack you or threaten you". Then he left the place

     with smiley face.

     Finally the goat got surprised and told her

     child....


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     "I think Elections are coming...!!!!!"

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    Difference between
    Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions


     Case 1

    When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the
    pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface).
    To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed
    a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any
    surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to
    over 300 degrees C. 

    And what
    did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil.

     Case 2

    One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of
    the empty soapbox, which happened in one of
     Japan 's biggest cosmetics
    companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a
    soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the
    assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery
    department. For some reason, one soapbox went t hr ough the assembly line
    empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the
    engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors
    manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed t hr ough the line
    to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked
    fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.

    But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same
    problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came
    out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and
    pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox
    passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

     Moral: Always look for simple solutions.

    Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems .
      =========================================


     
    CA Question Paper....

    *:
    **

    *Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2*

    *but*

    *Prove that 2/10=2*

    *Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".*

    *but*

    *CA Students replied:*

    *2=two,*

    *10=ten.*

    *therefore          Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.*

    *w=23,*

    *o=15,*

    *e=5,*

    *n=14.*

    *therefore*

    *w+o=23+15=38*

    *&*

    *e+n=5+14=19*

    *Therefore     wo/en=38/19=2.*

    *Hence Proved*

    *FOR, CA " It doesn't matter ans kya hai, they say ...  ans kya lana he
    ? "*



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    tooooooo.................gud...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.


    His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell
    his mother what he wanted.


    Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.


    Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.


    He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.


    Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
    his birthday.


    Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.


    Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last
    year.


    Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this
    year.



    Then write a letter to krishna and tell him why you deserve a bike for
    your birthday.


    Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
    krishna a letter.


    **************

    Letter 1

    Dear krishna,

    I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
    birthday.

    I want a red one.

    Your friend,

    Bobby


    **************

    Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
    year,

    So he tore up the letter and started over.


    **************

    Letter 2

    Dear krishna,

    This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
    would like

    A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.


    Your friend,

    Bobby

    **************

    Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and
    started again.

    **************

    Letter 3

    Dear krishna,

    I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for
    my birthday.

    Bobby

    **************

    Bobby knew he could not send this letter to krishna either. So, Bobby
    wrote a fourth letter.

    **************

    Letter 4

    krishna,

    I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

    I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

    Please! Thank you,

    Bobby

    **************

    Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him
    a bike.

    Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
    wanted to go to temple.


    Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.


    Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.


    Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner.


    Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar.

    He looked around to see if anyone was there.

    Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.

    He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down
    the street, into the house, and up to his room.

    He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a
    pen.


    Bobby began to write his letter to krishna.


    **************
    Letter 5

    krishna,

    I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
    BIKE!!!!!!
     
     
     




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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Mumbai Ganpati 2009

Lalbaug Cha Raja 2009
75th Year







लालबाग़ चा राजा












Khetwadi 12th Lane Ganaraaj


Tulasiwadi Tardeo


Tejukaya mention Lalbag


Khetwadi 8th Lane


Bhajigalli (Nanachowk)


Khetwadi 10th Lane


Khetwadi 6th Lane


Khetwadi 7th Lane




Khetwadi 5th Lane


Bhandari Street


Bhandari Street-1





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